February 7, 2007

• Best e-mail I’ve read about Cristiano Ronaldo so far

  The Reason Why We Don’t Like Ronaldo
  IT’S BECAUSE OUR GIRLFRIENDS FANCY HIM!!!
  
  That’s why we hate Ronaldo and his cheating. It’s not the cheating per se, it’s because he’s young, good-looking, and the missus fancies him. No one moans about Rooney diving because not even Gran would shag him (oh…hold on…).
  
  Pires was the same…filthy oily foreigner, coming over here, taking our women and our jobs, earning stacks of cash, making our girlfriends take a sudden interest in footie. She wasn’t interested when Martin Keown was playing, but now she can’t get enough of Ronaldo’s step-overs. And the thought of him dribbling around the edge of the box has her leaving damp patches on the sofa. “He can’t go down in the box often enough,” she says. “He’s got width AND penetration,” she sighs. No wonder we all hate him!
  
  And I’ll NEVER wear that Man Utd home strip with the number 7 on that she bought me…not even on Valentines Day or her birthday. Bitch!
  Tom, Gooner, London N10

   

  Courtesy of www.football365.com

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