Some questions you should never ask
The giggles of a couple playful canoodling on a nearby coffee-joint couch intruded upon every other paragraph in an article I was reading in an old New York Times magazine.
I had just mustered the will to retrieve a CD player and headphones from my car when I heard the girl ask: f you could date one of my friends, who would it be??/P>
I winced in pity for the poor guys, who was drowning in his own words as he attempted to respond to a question with no acceptable answer.
I imagined an aircraft oxygen mask descending from the ceiling and red lights flashing as a voice boomed bort, Abort?from a loudspeaker.
o one, baby,?he said.
But the girl continued to prod.
It just a hypothetical,?she said in the sweetest tone, setting up the impending verbal ambush.
He bought her fake airy tone and said: ell, Amy is kind of fun.?/P>
I bowed my head, unwilling to witness the subsequent exchange that would lead to: oue thought of her naked, haven you??/P>
A handful of questions exist that you should never ask your significant other, and that significant others should avoid answering. These questions are born of insecurity and jealous curiosity and never beget answers that satisfy the asker.
Yet it seems that girls continue to ask their boyfriends whether they look fat and guys still inquire about how they compare to ex-es in bed.
Consider o I look fat?? the question every man and some women must field. Let be honest: Unless she is thin with extreme body issues, if she is asking the question, she is likely overweight and quizzing you because she wants to hear that she isn. A simple white lie won do because deep down she knows she is chunky and will probably accuse you of lying to her.
The elling her what she wants to hear? approach will only incite a barrage of questions through which she tries to get you to rack?and admit you have noticed her weight gain.
A cheesy canned response like some version of ?You are beautiful in both spirit and body, and every day I strive to remain worthy of your love?won suffice either. Shel assume that your nice comments are a way to skirt the issue, which in her mind means you think she fat but don want to lie to her.
This is not a time for jokes or teasing, such as es, youe fat? then when she starts freaking out, mitigating the statement with hat with a h??/P>
And because many women equate being heavy with being unattractive or unlovable, reserve the harsh honesty for people whose weight is affecting their health.
Respond to the average o I look fat??asker by suggesting healthy restaurants or an evening walk instead of vegging in front of the television.
The best approach is to stonewall the question by repeating one phrase and not wavering. A good one is: oue beautiful, stop it.?Or try turning it around on yourself, like: an, I must not be doing my job if you need to ask what I think of you.?/P>
This will make her feel guilty for asking, and youl be off the hook.
Keep your responses short as you let her talk out her weight frustrations.
Another common question people in relationships ask their partners is how do their looks or personalities compare to past boyfriends?or girlfriends?
Ideally, a person would never ask such a fatal question, but only the prepared survive when she is staring at you, unwilling to accept that she has been your overall best, but not wanting to hear otherwise.
You can be firm and say not going to go there? but then your partner will probably just assume you are not wanting to admit youe dated people more attractive or more fun.
However, I stand by my opinion that refusing to get caught up in that conversation will have a better outcome than if you dissect the ests?of past relationships.
Telling her that you have experienced better lovers or had more fun times with other people will only create complexes about those issues and make her feel like a disappointing partner.
Reiterate that you would not be with her unless you thought she was the best partner for you.
Hopefully, you will never ask or be asked such questions. But the reality is that at least one of the above questions will creep into your pillow talk.
And if your partner has the tenacity to ask, then he or she is probably just as determined to get an answer.
My best advice is to refuse to answer the question or seek out your inner politician and try to weasel your way out of a straight answer.
They might be silly, insignificant questions, but hurtful answers may harm the relationship indefinitely.
-Katherine Heine
-New York Times News Service
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