January 1, 2007

  • Excerpt from Final Notes from a Great Island

    This is for Nic:

    Isn chee bye a wonderful vulgarity? It is truly delightful and easily my favourite Singaporean expletive, precisely because it does not sound like one. It is Hokkien for agina? but it is so much jauntier than its British four-letter equivalent, which sounds so guttural, particularly when it is said sneeringly through the side if a Londoner mouth. Like my mother. That always got my attention when she called me in from the street.

    Chee bye, on the other hand, comes across as a formal farewell to the unfamiliar ear. You can almost imagine Jeeves and Wooster crying heerio! Bye!?Such a breezy exclamation, it appears to crop up at the most inappropriate junctures. Two drunks argue in a Toa Payoh coffee shop and, no matter how personal and objectionable the bickering gets, they conclude by shouting heerio! Bye!?Well, that is jolly decent of them, isn it?

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